Adams's 4th Law of Productivity

"Limitations can be liberating, freedom can be restrictive."

Adams's 21st Law of Social Dynamics

"If someone's zipper is down, tell them quickly and discreetly."

Adams's 20th Law of Social Dynamics

"Doing the 'right thing' is not always the right thing to do."

Adams's 19th Law of Social Dynamics

"Just because you have an opinion does not mean that you must share it."

Adams's 18th Law of Social Dynamics

"Adulthood is gray. Nothing is absolute, pure 'evil,' or objectively 'good.'"

Adams's 2nd Law of Fashion

"There is a strong positive correlation between the number of persons in one's immediate vicinity, and one's desire to wear pants." 

Adams's 3rd Law of Productivity

"If you wait for everyone else, it will never get done."