Adams’s 40th Law of Social Dynamics

“Never mock or draw attention to someone who is trying to make a positive change in their life.”

Adams's 21st Law of Social Dynamics

"If someone's zipper is down, tell them quickly and discreetly."

Adams's 18th Law of Social Dynamics

"Adulthood is gray. Nothing is absolute, pure 'evil,' or objectively 'good.'"

Adams's 17th Law of Social Dynamics

"Beware of anyone who is certain about anything."

Adams's 15th Law of Social Dynamics

"Never ask an old person how they are doing." (It's never good.)

Grady's Law

"Desperation is a stinky cologne."