Adams's 2nd Law of Fashion

"There is a strong positive correlation between the number of persons in one's immediate vicinity, and one's desire to wear pants." 

Adams's 3rd Law of Productivity

"If you wait for everyone else, it will never get done."

Adams's 17th Law of Social Dynamics

"Beware of anyone who is certain about anything."

Adams's 16th Law of Social Dynamics

"Great people do not need convince others of their greatness. It is self-evident."

Adams's 15th Law of Social Dynamics

"Never ask an old person how they are doing." (It's never good.)

Adams's 2nd Law of Productivity

"Discomfort is a side effect of ambition."

Grady's Law

"Desperation is a stinky cologne."