Adams’s 38th Law of Social Dynamics

“If you’re going to ask for someone’s attention, make sure you’re worthy of it.”

Adams's 36th Law of Social Dynamics

"The only people who don't like hearing the phrase, 'I told you so' are people who are consistently wrong."

Adams's 2nd Law of Grammar Dynamics

"If you misuse a word or phrase in conversation, but the person you’re communicating with understands your intended meaning, the conversation was a success."

 (Examples: "supposeably," "steep learning curve," "I could care less," "literally")