Adams's 1st Law of Productivity

"Productivity and laziness are two strains of the same virus. They are both self-replicating, and both highly contagious."

Adams's 3rd Law of Social Dynamics

"Never depend on the opinion of someone whose salary depends on you."

In the words of Warren Buffet, "Don’t ask the barber whether you need a haircut."

Adams's 2nd Law of Finance

"Never buy anything from Ikea that depends on moving parts."

(Also known as the "particle board principle.")

Adams's 2nd Law of Social Dynamics

"When you're in love with a married man, you shouldn't wear mascara." - Fran Kubelik ("The Apartment")

Adams's 1st Law of Social Dynamics

"He who rocks the boat should not be surprised when he is the first to be thrown overboard." 

Ebert's Law

"The Muse visits during the act of creation, not before. Don't wait for her. Start alone." -Roger Ebert

Adams's 1st Law of Finance

"If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it." -J.P. Morgan(?)