Adams's 10th Law of Social Dynamics

"Always ask the person if they have seen the show/read the book/seen the movie before you reveal any plot point, no matter how insignificant."

Adams's 3rd Law of Technology

"Thanks to the Internet, I can no longer say 'I don't know.' I can only say 'I don't know yet.'"

Adams's 9th Law of Social Dynamics

"Behind every great person's brilliant idea is a mountain of total crap ideas that didn't make the cut. Behind that mountain is another equally large mound of disquieting facts about their life that they would never want their followers to discover." 

See: Ghandi, Mohandas; Teresa, Mother; Edison, Thomas

Adams's 8th Law of Social Dynamics

"Be careful what you hate, for it may one day be what you love."

Adams's 7th Law of Social Dynamics

"If you believe that you understand women, you have by definition failed to understand women."

Adams's 1st Law of Inverse Marketing

"The worse the movie, the greater the marketing campaign."

Adams's 5th Law of Social Dynamics

"Never make fun of someone for something they can't change."