Adams's 9th Law of Social Dynamics

"Behind every great person's brilliant idea is a mountain of total crap ideas that didn't make the cut. Behind that mountain is another equally large mound of disquieting facts about their life that they would never want their followers to discover." 

See: Ghandi, Mohandas; Teresa, Mother; Edison, Thomas

Adams's 8th Law of Social Dynamics

"Be careful what you hate, for it may one day be what you love."

Adams's 7th Law of Social Dynamics

"If you believe that you understand women, you have by definition failed to understand women."

Adams's 1st Law of Inverse Marketing

"The worse the movie, the greater the marketing campaign."

Adams's 5th Law of Social Dynamics

"Never make fun of someone for something they can't change."

Adams's 4th Law of Social Dynamics

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a great battle." -author unknown

Adams's 1st Law of 'Authantic' Cuisine

"If there are no spelling errors on the menu, then it is not an authentic foreign restaurant."