Adams's 1st Law of Inverse Marketing

"The worse the movie, the greater the marketing campaign."

Adams's 5th Law of Social Dynamics

"Never make fun of someone for something they can't change."

Adams's 4th Law of Social Dynamics

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a great battle." -author unknown

Adams's 1st Law of 'Authantic' Cuisine

"If there are no spelling errors on the menu, then it is not an authentic foreign restaurant."

Adams's 1st Law of Productivity

"Productivity and laziness are two strains of the same virus. They are both self-replicating, and both highly contagious."

Adams's 3rd Law of Social Dynamics

"Never depend on the opinion of someone whose salary depends on you."

In the words of Warren Buffet, "Don’t ask the barber whether you need a haircut."

Adams's 2nd Law of Finance

"Never buy anything from Ikea that depends on moving parts."

(Also known as the "particle board principle.")