Adams's 14th Law of Social Dynamics

"In the world of online dating, if a woman posts a group photo and does not identify herself in the image, she is by default the least attractive woman in the photo."

Adams's 13th Law of Social Dynamics

"If someone waves you forward in traffic, GO, and go immediately. Do not counter-wave. Do dot hesitate."

Adams's 4th Law of Technology

"If you leave a voicemail for someone, provide a callback number."

1st Corollary: "Never leave a message that has no actual purpose (unless it's a prank)." "It's me calling, call me back" is not an acceptable voicemail.

Rohn's Law

“You are the average of the five people you spend the most time with.” -Jim Rohn

Flaubert's Law

"Be regular and orderly in your life... so that you may be violent and original in your work." -Gustave Flaubert