Adams's 8th Law of Social Dynamics

"Be careful what you hate, for it may one day be what you love."

Adams's 7th Law of Social Dynamics

"If you believe that you understand women, you have by definition failed to understand women."

Adams's 1st Law of Inverse Marketing

"The worse the movie, the greater the marketing campaign."

Adams's 5th Law of Social Dynamics

"Never make fun of someone for something they can't change."